“ We’re not at a convention but we’re at a place where they’re doing a play based on the Chuck Shurley books. So not only are these books based on our lives, now people are doing a play based on these books, and someone is haunting it, so we go and try to investigate what’s going on at this play, based on the books about our lives.

— Jared Padalecki on the 200th episode (x)

god

landofrunawayangels:

RAPHAEL:
Hello!
My name is Raphael
And I’m an archangel. No doubt you’ve prob’ly heard of me.

URIEL:
Hello!
My name is Uriel.
I’m in need of some assistance.
That’s where you humans come in.

RAPHAEL:
It is
Quite easy. Just say yes.
Then you’ll be my vessel. Don’t worry, I will do the rest.

BALTHAZAR:
Hello!
My name is Balthazar.
If you have an English accent
Then you’re looking good.

GABRIEL:
Hello!
They call me Gabriel!

MICHAEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
I’m looking for commitment
And someone who shuts up.

URIEL:
You can’t
Force us to leave real fast.

ANAEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
Just like dating? Not at all!
You’re mine if you recall.
Hello!

LUCIFER:
Hello!
My name is Lucifer!
You’re the perfect vessel for me
Dear Sam Winchester.

ZACHARIAH:
Hey, you!

BALTHAZAR:
Hello!

MICHAEL:
Oh, Dean!

LUCIFER:
You’ll say yes to me.
You know that it will still happen to you eventually!

RAPHAEL:
Come On!

MICHAEL:
Dean!

RAPHAEL:
My name is-

BALTHAZAR:
Jesus Christ!

URIEL:
You’re not my only choice.

RACHEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
This runs in families!

LUCIFER:
Hey Sam!

ANAEL:
Hello!

MICHAEL:
Hey, Dean!

ANAEL:
My name is Anael!

URIEL:
We’ll try your kids.

BALTHAZAR:
By doing this you’re going to help us
Save the world!

LUCIFER:
Say yes?

ALL:
We’ll save the world!

BALTHAZAR:
Just you and me!

ALL:
We’ll show you how!

ZACHARIAH:
Hey, you!

MICHAEL:
You free?

ALL:
And if you let us in,
We can start on all this right now!

URIEL:
No thanks?

BALTHAZAR:
You sure?

URIEL:
Oh, well.

BALTHAZAR:
That’s fine.

URIEL:
Goodbye!

BALTHAZAR:
He has a son.

URIEL and RACHEL:
Let’s go!

ALL:
You simply won’t believe how much
Our Grace will change your life,
Our Grace will change your life!
Our Grace will change your life,
Our Grace will change your life!

CASTIEL:
Hello! Would you like to be possessed by an angel?!
You can stick your hand in boiling water!

GOD:
No, No, Castiel!
That’s NOT how we do it! You’re scaring them away again!
Just stick to the approved dialogue
Angels, show him!

ANGELS:
Hello!

CASTIEL:
Hello…

ANGELS:
My name is:

CASTIEL:
Castiel?

ANGELS:
And we would like to talk to you about a vessel’s life.

RAPHAEL:
Say Yes!

URIEL:
Hello!

BALTHAZAR and GABRIEL:
There’s one!

ANAEL and ZACHARIAH:
Let’s go!

LUCIFER:
Just go say yes!

MICHAEL:
He’s free!

ZACHARIAH:
For them!

MICHAEL:
For me!

ANGELS:
You see?
You simply won’t believe
How much our Grace will change
Your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change-
-So you aren’t claimed by

ANAEL:
Hell…O!

LUCIFER:
Me!

ANGELS:
You might as well say yes
But if you say it now we can just skip all of the rest.
Save eternity
For all your family.
We can fully guarantee you that
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
The Grace of Angels!
(Angels!)
Hello!!!

DEAN:
Bullshit!


nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

tacogrande:

Hey, even hunters have to bundle up! 

BONUS POINTS IF YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE THE OUTFITS ARE FROM~

I have just realized i spelled ‘Bitches’ wrong but there is noting i can do now. THE DAMAGE IS DONE.


monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

anobviousaside:

bristolbees:

Makeup counts as art right? Here’s my makeup final based on the art of the lovely anobviousaside.tumblr.com

HOLY EVERLOVING SHt IS THIS NOT THE COOLEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN


A Crystal Grid

seraphinity:

Colours of sunset reflect on the horizon, magenta, orange, pink, violet and blue.  This is not Earth.  A star constellation to the south.

Messages come in.  A crystal grid programmed elsewhere.  Atlantis.  A group leader of around five people source information using a system similar to our computers today.  Incoming patterns and information are stored with access in dual time.

To right the…

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bespectacledtitan:

marylikesroses:

manyfandomsandcounting:

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SO I DISCOVERED THESE SCARVES

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AND THEY MAKE IT LOOK LIKE

imageYOU HAVE

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FREAKING

imageWINGS

WHERE CAN I GET THESE

You can buy them from this store on Etsy!

« A Job for an Angel

dvancecinco:

This fic is absolutely precious.  I spent half the time I read it, squeeing with the amount of fluff and the other half laughing my ass off.  Because let me tell you, Raphael is priceless in this fic.